Saturday, February 25, 2012

Girl Scouts: Minions of Satan

I just want to say that recently, my conviction that the Republican party is lost beyond all means of short-term recovery was reconfirmed. Indiana Representative Bob Morris recently said that through research on the internet, he came to the conclusion that the Girl Scouts are an evil, pro-abortion, pro-communist, pro-lesbian, pro-feminist group. It is interesting to note that he fails to provide where he got this misinformation from. Last I checked, the only thing that most people have ever seen Girl Scouts promoting is cookies. But hey, who knows. Maybe cookies are evil maniacs planning on taking over the world!

Morris also claims that Planned Parenthood has an agenda of "sexualizing" little girls through the Girl Scouts. This guy is messed up. He vies abortions as the biggest evil of our time! Because there is nothing else remotely bad going on, right? And once again, the hypocrisy: "Small government, unless I want big government!" Best part: his daughters used to be part of the Girls Scouts. Used to, until he decided to accuse the Girl Scouts of being evil.

Jaffe, Matthew. "No Do-Si-Dos Here: Indiana Republican Rips Girl Scouts." ABC News. ABC News
     Network, 22 Feb. 2012. Web. 25 Feb. 2012.
Sabella, Jen. "Bob Morris, Indiana Lawmaker, Apologizes For Girl Scouts Comments." The Huffington 
     Post. TheHuffingtonPost.com, 24 Feb. 2012. Web. 25 Feb. 2012. 

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